This blog will consist of my 100% true observations from riding my bus to and from work every day. I will also include my random observations on life. Stay tuned and if you like it tell your friends. If you don't like it, still tell your friends, because hits are hits, amigos.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
bus driver, Sunshine, is talking loud as hell like she is getting her
hair did at the beauty shop and some old guy is reading jokes even
louder from his Reader's Digest. Note to self, never work late when
riding the bus! The 5:10 bus is not for me!
I had to do the Park and Ride this morning. As soon as I walk up, Bus
Gump tells me he is taking the bus downtown, so I don't need to wake him
up like I did last time. I told him that I have never done that. He
insists that I did and then finally concedes, "well, maybe it was
someone who looks like you.". Being as the average age on our bus is
53.263 yrs old, I doubt it, but I let it slide.
ladies were talkin a/b living in Ohio. Gump interjects, "I don't like
Ohio. I don't like the East. I love the West. Ever since Detroit went
down I don't like the East. I like to sleep."
4 year old just solved his first math problem. We asked if he needed
go #1 or #2. He said he needed to go #3 because he needed to do both.
The things they teach on sesame st these days. Thanks Oscar!
was at the BET Source Hip Hop Awards this morning! Well, either that
or the lady who parked beside me in the parking deck is deaf and has to
feel the bass to "hear" the music. I may have done the "Dougie". Don't
judge me, haters!