This blog will consist of my 100% true observations from riding my bus to and from work every day. I will also include my random observations on life. Stay tuned and if you like it tell your friends. If you don't like it, still tell your friends, because hits are hits, amigos.
Monday, December 12, 2011
I know it is early, but I have my New Year's Resolution. If you lay
your bus seat back in my lap and get off the bus without raising it, I'm
going to strip down to my cowboy boots and speedos and give you a Dusty
Rhodes bionic elbow and bloody you up like Rick Flair! The American
Dream, Daddy! #busStarcade
A guy, who I'm pretty sure I saw on COPS Saturday, just got on the bus
& smells like a Phillip Morris plant on fire & continues his
phone call with Megan. He says he is bringing her the $48 he owes her
and after that she will owe him. He said, "are you going to kiss my
lips?". 3 seconds later its "megan! Megan! Ok we are done after this.".
Good news, single ladies, he is back on the market.