the bus driver, Sunshine, is talking loud as hell like she is getting her hair did at the beauty shop and some old guy is reading jokes even louder from his Reader's Digest. Note to self, never work late when riding the bus! The 5:10 bus is not for me!

I had to do the Park and Ride this morning. As soon as I walk up, Bus Gump tells me he is taking the bus downtown, so I don't need to wake him up like I did last time. I told him that I have never done that. He insists that I did and then finally concedes, "well, maybe it was someone who looks like you.". Being as the average age on our bus is 53.263 yrs old, I doubt it, but I let it slide.

 2 ladies were talkin a/b living in Ohio. Gump interjects, "I don't like Ohio. I don't like the East. I love the West. Ever since Detroit went down I don't like the East. I like to sleep."

my 4 year old just solved his first math problem. We asked if he needed go #1 or #2. He said he needed to go #3 because he needed to do both. The things they teach on sesame st these days. Thanks Oscar!

I was at the BET Source Hip Hop Awards this morning! Well, either that or the lady who parked beside me in the parking deck is deaf and has to feel the bass to "hear" the music. I may have done the "Dougie". Don't judge me, haters!

"You know it's very special when dogs sleep. They don't like to be bothered."
-Bus Gump, whose Bojangles biscuit of choice bologna.