Bus Gump's girlfriend gave him tickets to a Wailers concert for Christmas, but the concert isn't for another 2 years. They exchanged Christmas presents early because her Dad is rich and they are going to the Bahamas for Christmas. Her dad drives a Porsche, Jaguar, and Tahoe. I have the sneaking suspicion that Bus Gump is not being honest with me.

 Bus Gump asked how much money I thought this dude made. I was like "at least 6 figures.". He said,"Is that more than you?". To which I should have replied,"Absolutely not. I just ride the bus when Ferrari and my Bentley are both in the shop", but I simply said "Yep"