Thursday, September 29, 2011

I was running late this morning so I had to pick up the bus at the park and ride. This is where Bus Gump picks up the bus. He was telling me and some lady about a deer running across the road like 5 or 10 minutes before we got there. he said "I'm going to make sure to tell the bus driver". Shockingly, Dontgiveadamn Bus Driver was not intrigued by Bambi's early morning exploits.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Machete is driving my bus this afternoon, Angry Bus Guy better lay off the immigration talk. Just sayin'.
Forrest Gump rides my bus and he has just asked dontgiveadamn bus driver every question about his life in the past 10 minutes of this commute. This little dude is cracking me up. the driver is going to lose it!
 now Bus Gump is talking to the Bus Stop Motormouth. She wants to talk about Olive Garden and BofA layoffs and he is talking about staying up watching the football channel on his cable until 4am. Who will control this conversation? There can be only one! Either way, we all lose on the 62X this morning.