Monday, December 12, 2011

I know it is early, but I have my New Year's Resolution. If you lay your bus seat back in my lap and get off the bus without raising it, I'm going to strip down to my cowboy boots and speedos and give you a Dusty Rhodes bionic elbow and bloody you up like Rick Flair! The American Dream, Daddy! #busStarcade
A guy, who I'm pretty sure I saw on COPS Saturday, just got on the bus & smells like a Phillip Morris plant on fire & continues his phone call with Megan. He says he is bringing her the $48 he owes her and after that she will owe him. He said, "are you going to kiss my lips?". 3 seconds later its "megan! Megan! Ok we are done after this.". Good news, single ladies, he is back on the market.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Bus Gump must have started his Christmas Vacation early. He hasn't been on the bus all week. Could Bus Gump actually be one of Santa's elves?

Monday, December 5, 2011

if Adelle ever makes a Christmas album, "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" may become the saddest song ever.