This blog will consist of my 100% true observations from riding my bus to and from work every day. I will also include my random observations on life. Stay tuned and if you like it tell your friends. If you don't like it, still tell your friends, because hits are hits, amigos.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
was running late this morning so I had to pick up the bus at the park
and ride. This is where Bus Gump picks up the bus. He was telling me
and some lady about a deer running across the road like 5 or 10 minutes
before we got there. he said "I'm going to make sure to tell the bus
driver". Shockingly, Dontgiveadamn Bus Driver was not intrigued by
Bambi's early morning exploits.
Gump rides my bus and he has just asked dontgiveadamn bus driver every
question about his life in the past 10 minutes of this commute. This
little dude is cracking me up. the driver is going to lose it!
Bus Gump is talking to the Bus Stop Motormouth. She wants to talk
about Olive Garden and BofA layoffs and he is talking about staying up
watching the football channel on his cable until 4am. Who will control
this conversation? There can be only one! Either way, we all lose on
the 62X this morning.