I had to do the Park and Ride this morning. As soon as I walk up, Bus Gump tells me he is taking the bus downtown, so I don't need to wake him up like I did last time. I told him that I have never done that. He insists that I did and then finally concedes, "well, maybe it was someone who looks like you.". Being as the average age on our bus is 53.263 yrs old, I doubt it, but I let it slide.

 2 ladies were talkin a/b living in Ohio. Gump interjects, "I don't like Ohio. I don't like the East. I love the West. Ever since Detroit went down I don't like the East. I like to sleep."