I think Bus Gump is wise to me. I'm sitting behind him and not only did he recline his seat so that he can sleep, he reclined the empty seat beside him. WTF? I am Get Your Damn Seat Out Of My Lap Bus Guy today! One of my biggest pet peeves!

I was telling Bus Stop Motormouth about her dog barking and scaring some kids last night. Bus Gump interjected.
Bus Gump to Motormouth: What is your dog's name?
MM: Big Girl
BG: Is she a big dog?

the bus driver, Sunshine, is talking loud as hell like she is getting her hair did at the beauty shop and some old guy is reading jokes even louder from his Reader's Digest. Note to self, never work late when riding the bus! The 5:10 bus is not for me!

I had to do the Park and Ride this morning. As soon as I walk up, Bus Gump tells me he is taking the bus downtown, so I don't need to wake him up like I did last time. I told him that I have never done that. He insists that I did and then finally concedes, "well, maybe it was someone who looks like you.". Being as the average age on our bus is 53.263 yrs old, I doubt it, but I let it slide.

 2 ladies were talkin a/b living in Ohio. Gump interjects, "I don't like Ohio. I don't like the East. I love the West. Ever since Detroit went down I don't like the East. I like to sleep."

my 4 year old just solved his first math problem. We asked if he needed go #1 or #2. He said he needed to go #3 because he needed to do both. The things they teach on sesame st these days. Thanks Oscar!

I was at the BET Source Hip Hop Awards this morning! Well, either that or the lady who parked beside me in the parking deck is deaf and has to feel the bass to "hear" the music. I may have done the "Dougie". Don't judge me, haters!

"You know it's very special when dogs sleep. They don't like to be bothered."
-Bus Gump, whose Bojangles biscuit of choice bologna.

I was running late this morning so I had to pick up the bus at the park and ride. This is where Bus Gump picks up the bus. He was telling me and some lady about a deer running across the road like 5 or 10 minutes before we got there. he said "I'm going to make sure to tell the bus driver". Shockingly, Dontgiveadamn Bus Driver was not intrigued by Bambi's early morning exploits.

Machete is driving my bus this afternoon, Angry Bus Guy better lay off the immigration talk. Just sayin'.

Forrest Gump rides my bus and he has just asked dontgiveadamn bus driver every question about his life in the past 10 minutes of this commute. This little dude is cracking me up. the driver is going to lose it!

 now Bus Gump is talking to the Bus Stop Motormouth. She wants to talk about Olive Garden and BofA layoffs and he is talking about staying up watching the football channel on his cable until 4am. Who will control this conversation? There can be only one! Either way, we all lose on the 62X this morning.