Bus Gump is riding my bus home. A rare treat. He almost went through the windshield while trying to give the driver the 65 cents he bummed from some guy because he was short. Poor little guy. Note to self: keep change in my book bag, so Bus Gump doesn't end up splattered on the windshield.

 Bus Gump to me: "Have you ever read The Source?"
Me: "No. What's it about"
BG: "It's about the Jews. They find a manifold."
Ummmm. What?