Bus Gump: "You really like your phone? You use it a lot? What are you reading? Do you ever get tired of your phone? What kind of phone is it?"
Me: "A Blackberry."
BG: "Oh I hate those. They are boring. Have a good day sir. Thanks for always helping me out."
No, Bus Gump, thank you for helping us all start our workday with a smile on our faces.